poos-choos Jokes

At the Dinning table, Song chal rha tha…(nna..nana..nana…no entry)
Poos:- yar kya mast movie thi yar…
All:- haa.. kya mast movie thi.. maaza aa gya tha..
Poos:- maine toh 4 baar dekhi…
Choos:- yar mere Home Town mei toh koi movie dekhne hi nhi gya tha…
All:- kyu.. kyu?
Choos:- Main gate pe poster lga tha.. “NO ENTRY”

FIFA FEVER.....
Poos:- yar aaj ke football match mei tu kise support karega Germay ya Spain…
Choos:- Spain
Poos:- kyu?
Choos:- Germany ke log bahut gande hote hai… “GERM + MANY”

At the dinning table, poos looking at the sabji and said

Poos:- yar pass karna…
Choos:- jab tujhe pass mil jaye to “GOAL” bhi kar dena… :P

In the night,all guys were at fire...
Poos:- Doing ultimate chusai..
Choos:- tu toh Jaan hi kha le….
Poos- Yar tuh bach gya. r so lucky .. I m vegetarian..
Choos:-I m also vegetarian… vegetarian ko vegetarian khayega toh vegetarian hi rahega na ….. :P :P

All are siting outside the hotel... poos came with a bottle and....
Poos :- yar two-third vodka laya hu...
Choos:- baki one-third kahan hai...
Poos :- (gusse mei) lake ko pyas lag rhi thi use pila diya....
choos:- tab toh is city mei flood aa jayega....
Poos:- kaise??
Choos:- are lake High ho jayega na... :P :P (pine ke baad high)

All guys are goin to cruise....
Poos:- yar mujhe submarine mei jana hai..
Choos:- mat jana.. mar jaoge...
Poos:- kyu??
Choos:- Sub + mar + in (sab mar jayenge andar)... :P

Baarish ka mausam …. Room pe song play ho rha tha…

Poos:- jab mila tu .. tu ru tu ru..

Choos:- aree yar, tujhe pta hai agar koi mathematician is gaane ko gaata toh kaise gaata….

Poos:- abe kaise??

Choos:- jab mila 2 root … 2 root 2 root.. :P

Poos:- Australia mei male female se jyada hai…..

Choos:- wo to obvious hai…

Poos:- abe obvious kaise??

Choos:- abe waha sare born male hi hote hai…(Melbourne city name…)