Saturday, July 10, 2010

poos-choos Jokes

At the Dinning table, Song chal rha tha…(nna..nana..nana…no entry)
Poos:- yar kya mast movie thi yar…
All:- haa.. kya mast movie thi.. maaza aa gya tha..
Poos:- maine toh 4 baar dekhi…
Choos:- yar mere Home Town mei toh koi movie dekhne hi nhi gya tha…
All:- kyu.. kyu?
Choos:- Main gate pe poster lga tha.. “NO ENTRY”

FIFA FEVER.....
Poos:- yar aaj ke football match mei tu kise support karega Germay ya Spain…
Choos:- Spain
Poos:- kyu?
Choos:- Germany ke log bahut gande hote hai… “GERM + MANY”




At the dinning table, poos looking at the sabji and said
Poos:- yar pass karna…
Choos:- jab tujhe pass mil jaye to “GOAL” bhi kar dena… :P




In the night,all guys were at fire...
Poos:- Doing ultimate chusai..
Choos:- tu toh Jaan hi kha le….
Poos- Yar tuh bach gya. r so lucky .. I m vegetarian..
Choos:-I m also vegetarian… vegetarian ko vegetarian khayega toh vegetarian hi rahega na ….. :P :P




All are siting outside the hotel... poos came with a bottle and....
Poos :- yar two-third vodka laya hu...
Choos:- baki one-third kahan hai...
Poos :- (gusse mei) lake ko pyas lag rhi thi use pila diya....
choos:- tab toh is city mei flood aa jayega....
Poos:- kaise??
Choos:- are lake High ho jayega na... :P :P (pine ke baad high)




All guys are goin to cruise....
Poos:- yar mujhe submarine mei jana hai..
Choos:- mat jana.. mar jaoge...
Poos:- kyu??
Choos:- Sub + mar + in (sab mar jayenge andar)... :P


Baarish ka mausam …. Room pe song play ho rha tha…

Poos:- jab mila tu .. tu ru tu ru..

Choos:- aree yar, tujhe pta hai agar koi mathematician is gaane ko gaata toh kaise gaata….

Poos:- abe kaise??

Choos:- jab mila 2 root … 2 root 2 root.. :P




Poos:- Australia mei male female se jyada hai…..

Choos:- wo to obvious hai…

Poos:- abe obvious kaise??

Choos:- abe waha sare born male hi hote hai…(Melbourne city name…)


Thursday, July 8, 2010

Poos- Choos Verse......

Pile pile phul khile hai Laptop ki screen par,
Bakar kat rhe hai hum kazakhstan ki zameen par.

WinCC Sikhaya nai hume use karna,
to gana likh rhe hai chus jayenge warna.
Simatic Manager me khula top.pdl ka panna,
aur milta nai hai kazakhstan me ganna.

training center me humne sikha hai shifter,
Dhoni ki Shadi hogyi ab marega wo Sixer.

S-7 red connect ko karna hai upgrade,
jab hum karne baithe ho gya fade
ab wo red se pink sa ho gya hai
uska lal rang jane kahan kho gya hai...


Wo mujhe dekh rha hai jaise mei hu suspicious,
our Central processing unit is powerd by ASUS.

Hume milna Chaiye is poem se fame,
Bahut ho gya ab jane ka ho gya hai tem.....